St. Patrick’s Day 2014 Dirty Limerick

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St. Patrick’s Day 2014 Dirty Limerick
By: Linda A. Long

There was a young lady from the city
She roared like a tiger
And purred like a kitty
The men adored her
Because was loose
While the women were
Jealous of her fabulous caboose
She was rumored to
Go to work commando
All the boys noticed
Especially Fernando
He was a horny sailor
From down under
She was hoping he was
Her new boy toy “boy wonder”
Up against the wall
Of bar they had foreplay
When suddenly the police
Showed up to their dismay
They had a warrant to
Arrest Fernando
He was a sexual deviant
From Orlando
As the Police whisked
Him away
The a Police Captain
Ask the young lady
For a roll in the hay
She quickly followed him
To his Police car
And that’s when things
Got a little bizarre
The tough strong
Police captain wore lace panties
And like to sing
Sea shanties
The moral of the story
Is a tale old as time
Don’t get caught committing
A vice crime
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Note: I used the same photo as last year. I usually only use art on my blog. But I couldn’t find Irish themed erotic art:-)

St. Patrick’s Day 2013 Dirty Limerick – Girl From Loughmacrory

St. Patrick’s Day 2013 Dirty Limerick

Girl From Loughmacrory
By: Linda A. Long
There once was a girl
From Loughmacrory
She was quiet and shy
But had a naughty story
As her cheeks blushed bright red
She fantasized about you in bed
She timidly passes by
While she wishes you would
touch her thigh
With a sinful grin on her face
She wants you to pull off her lace
Secretly hiding her lust
Holding in the nipples of her
Heaving full bust
Brush against her legs
As her back arches
And her body begs
Will you give in
To her errogenously
Or will you continue
To lust for her annonymously?
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